According to an article in Esquire, men don’t want blow jobs as often as they want to eat pussy. Whilst blow jobs were all the rage in the ’70s and ’80s, they aren’t nearly as popular today as they were then. Men would rather munch salad than have a woman suck meat.
I checked the date. It wasn’t April Fool’s Day.
Granted, this scientific survey was done by the author. He talked to ten of his friends. Two said they craved blow jobs. They are also gay. The other eight lied. LOL
Ten of his friends. Yeah, that’s a scientific survey. Not.
I looked to the Kama Sutra to perfect my own blow job skills. I gave Catherine Stone some of that knowledge in my novel “Don’t Call Me Baby”. She is the Queen of blow jobs. Men melt in her mouth, like M&Ms. These techniques really do have names like the “Butterfly Lick”. There is also one called “Sucking A Mango”. Yes, now that you want to know, here’s how to do them:
The Butterfly Flick:
Flick your tongue lightly along the ridge on the underside of his penis. You may need to hold the penis at the base while you learn to do this.
Sucking a Mango Fruit:
Take his penis half way into your mouth. Suck on it vigorously.
There are more techniques here:
Sucking A Mango Fruit – Fellatio Techniques
And now, for your utter enjoyment, here is an excerpt from my novel “Don’t Call Me Baby” where Catherine demonstrates her cock-sucking skills to a very attentive Brian. He can’t get enough of her because she is so damned good at it.
EXCERPT: Don’t Call Me Baby
Her first blow jobs were rather vapid things, licking up and down a man’s shaft and taking him in her mouth without much spirit in the act. After reading the Kama Sutra and getting helpful tips from her Cosmopolitan magazine subscription, she learned various techniques that drove men mad such as the “Butterfly Lick” and “The Sidewinder”. Apparently the women her men saw when Catherine wasn’t around didn’t do their cock’s justice the way she did. The first time she tried the “Butterfly Lick” on Brian he thought she learned it from another man and he became insanely jealous. The thing was, she had learned it from another man who recognized what she was doing when she went down on him. He helped her improve her technique so by the time she tried it on Brian she was a Blow Job Goddess.
She pulled his balls out of his briefs, and rolled each ball between her fingers. His balls tightened in her hand as she stroked them, moving closer to his body and tightening. He’s very horny. He’ll come soon. As soon as his balls are tight against his groin, that means he’ll shoot his wad. She relaxed the muscles in her neck so that she would not cramp. Slowly, she moved her head up and down as her tongue and lips worked their magic on his hard shaft. When his cock was completely inside her mouth, she sucked hard, using her index finger and thumb as a tight cock ring squeezing him at the base. His cock jumped in her mouth, begging for harder sucking, and she complied. Her tongue and inner cheeks stroked the length of his hard cock, sucking and licking, while his jizz leaked out. She swallowed, tasting the salt and sour taste of him.
Here is my blurb for Don’t Call Me Baby.
Don’t Call Me Baby is a fast-paced, quick-witted, sexy novel about a young woman exploring her sexuality and the cultural morés she collides with on a daily basis. It’s 1983 in Maryland and Catherine Stone is sex on wheels. She plays the field the way men have done for aeons. Not content to strive for her MRS degree like so many young women her age, she seduces men of all stripes – married college professors, theatre students, virgins, complete strangers who intrigue her. She has already cost one man his job. But she asks herself lots of questions on her search to enjoy her sexuality. Why don’t other women enjoy their sex as much as she does? Why do so many women and men look down on sexually free women, calling them sluts while sexually free men are called studs and Lotharios? She bucks at the double standards! Catherine has made no commitment to any man. She’s free to explore and she gladly does so. No man can tie her down and no woman’s judgment will stop her from playing the field to her heart’s content. Does she meet her match in a new man who introduces her to sexual bliss she had never before experienced? When she tries multiple partners and bondage for the first time as a submissive, she believes she’s found the sexual bliss she is looking for – and with a man who not only introduces her to the fineries in life but also cares about her like no man ever has before.
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